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The Opinionated Old Cow: Ruminations from the Field Alena Schram

The Opinionated Old Cow: Ruminations from the Field

Alena Schram

Published October 29th 2014
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After a lifetime of enforced diplomatic conduct, Alena Schram has begun venting her opinions on subjects dear to the dicky hearts of baby boomers: from the perils of Facebook, the annoying tendencies of husbands who co-shop, and the defective rearingMoreAfter a lifetime of enforced diplomatic conduct, Alena Schram has begun venting her opinions on subjects dear to the dicky hearts of baby boomers: from the perils of Facebook, the annoying tendencies of husbands who co-shop, and the defective rearing of grandchildren, to sports cars for the menopausal, bras that winch, and chin hairs with minds of their own. The Opinionated Old Cow: Ruminations from the Field is a frivolous yet affectionate observation of life from the standpoint of a seen-it-all, done-it-all, and know-it-all, sexagenarian.Advance Praise for The Opinionated Old Cow“Hmmm … I guess you can tell them about that…”– John, husband“Honestly, Mum, MUST you?!”– Elizabeth, daughter“My life’s an open book ... well, not THAT open!”– Katherine, daughter“I’ve found you a lovely Home, Ma. It’s in North Dakota, but close to the Canadian border.”– Peter, son“‘Shrek-sized bras?’ Really? And you call yourself a friend?”– Janet (“Ready for Anything”), ex-friend“I’ll have you know I do NOT use Botox! And I’ll thank you not to imply otherwise!”– Ava (“Wattles in the Wind”), current enemy